Evolution of Twitter
Know what makes us different from apes? That’s right – Twitter.
You can buy the Twitter Evolution shirt at Zazzle for around $20, and it’s available in sizes for both women and men. Reminds me of the good old They Might Be Giants song, Women and Men…
Popularity: 1% [?]
Where Stalkers are Born
Yes, a lot of us are on here stalking ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends.
You can buy the Where Stalkers Are Born shirt at Zazzle. After clicking that link, you’ll be able to change shirt styles and colors – both women and mens’ shirts are available.
Popularity: 2% [?]
Are you one of THOSE people? Do you walk around with your head down, thumbs dancing on your phone?
Why My Head Is Down
Your friends don’t get it. They think you’re ignoring them, that you’re completely uninvolved, but it’s the exact opposite! You’re so involved that you’re transcribing this whole thing live in real time, OH’ing like crazy.
Show them that you’re not looking at their eyes because you’ve got more important things to do – like OH them.
Get this shirt at Zazzle starting at $20.20. After you click the link, you can change shirt options including, size, gender, color, long or short sleeves, and more.
Popularity: 32% [?]
“RT ME: I have street cred on Twitter.”
RT Me Twitter Shirt
RT means ReTweet. For example, if @SocialShirt said something funny, you’d Tweet:
RT @SocialShirt I'm too sexy for this shirt.
That tells your followers that @SocialShirt originally said it, and you’re repeating it.
This shirt tells everybody that they’d best take note of what you’re saying. You’re one of the Powers That Be. The font is rough-and-tumble stencil-style.
The Twitter RT Me shirt is $15.95 at Zazzle in basic heavyweight cotton, and can be customized with long sleeves, different colors, ring necks, and more. (Keep in mind that prices may change over time, but it’s $15.95 as of this writing.)
We’ve had great experience with Zazzle basic shirts – they are indeed a heavyweight cotton, often Hanes. Sizes run just a little large, and they’re cut loosely for an easy fit. If you prefer a more fitted shirt, consider using their “change shirt style” option to go with an American Apparel fitted t-shirt.
Popularity: 34% [?]
