Evolution of Twitter

Know what makes us different from apes?  That’s right – Twitter.

You can buy the Twitter Evolution shirt at Zazzle for around $20, and it’s available in sizes for both women and men.  Reminds me of the good old They Might Be Giants song, Women and Men…

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Do not borrow his phone.

Somebody has a little bit of a Twitter problem!

If you know somebody who just can’t get enough Twitter, this might be the perfect gift.  You can buy it for women or men after you click the link.

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Better than Killing a Kitten

Every time you tweet, God forwards an email.

You can buy this Twitter shirt at Zazzle for under $20, and you can customize it for women or men after you click the link.

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Where Stalkers are Born

Yes, a lot of us are on here stalking ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends.

You can buy the Where Stalkers Are Born shirt at Zazzle.  After clicking that link, you’ll be able to change shirt styles and colors – both women and mens’ shirts are available.

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Now you can get it on a shirt!  Check it out.

This women’s Twitter shirt is currently going for $16.99 at CafePress.

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wearing my twitter shirt

As seen on the intertubes and on Flickr!

You can buy this Twitter shirt for around $22.  After you click the link, you can change shirt types (like switch to American Apparel t-shirts or long sleeve shirts), change sizes, or switch to a woman’s t-shirt.

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Why My Head Is Down

Your friends don’t get it.  They think you’re ignoring them, that you’re completely uninvolved, but it’s the exact opposite!  You’re so involved that you’re transcribing this whole thing live in real time, OH’ing like crazy.

Show them that you’re not looking at their eyes because you’ve got more important things to do – like OH them.

Get this shirt at Zazzle starting at $20.20. After you click the link, you can change shirt options including, size, gender, color, long or short sleeves, and more.

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Subtle Twitter Shirt

The shirt says: “Referencing a burgeoning micro-blogging social network on this culturally relevant t-shirt.”

Well, alrighty then.  This would be perfect to wear to the indie record shop, open mike night at your locally owned cafe, or to an intimate gathering of extremely well-educated friends at a university bookstore.

Pick it up from Zazzle for $19.50. As with all Zazzle shirts, you can pick and choose your shirt style, color, and so on.  The $19.50 version is an American Apparel short-sleeve t-shirt.

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Baby FailWhale

Exactly what failed?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this may be the cutest way ever to say, “I’m an accident.”

Pick up the FailWhale Baby Onesie for your little surprise for $27.55 from Zazzle.  (Prices may vary – they can change pricing at any time, so check when you order.  They also run periodic sales.)

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I Twittered Your Husband

I’ll keep an eye out for an “I Twittered Your Wife” shirt, but I doubt I’d wear it personally.  That kind of thing will get you shot.

You can buy the I Twittered Your Husband baby-doll t-shirt for $16.95 as of this writing.  (Prices at Zazzle can change – they run sales a lot.)  If you like the phrase but you want it on a different shirt, Zazzle lets you pick from all kinds of other styles, everything from sweatshirts to performance microfiber jogging shirts.

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